I had the strangest dream last night. I'm leaving out a bunch because it's stuff that's only interesting to me (in the "whole brain working out problems" theory of dreams). Here's the funny part: I was asking a girl why she broke up with her boyfriend and she told me that it wasn't working because "he had too many options, like Bruce Willis."

Huh?

I have no idea about Bruce Willis and his options. Wouldn't someone like, I don't know, Justin Timerlake or Ryan Phillipe or Jim from The Office make more sense? At least they'd be in my generation. Brains and their dreams are funny things. Bruce Willis, seriously?