Pain

I am a hot mess today. Let's take an inventory of my various injuries. Bruise on my left thigh. 2 big bruises on my right shin; one of which was almost healed until I rammed the same spot in Lowe's today. I'm covered in mosquito bites. Elsa jumped on me yesterday after she got her nails clipped and before she had the chance to wear them down any. Now I'm sporting an 8 inch (I measured) red puffy scratch and bruise combination from my mid forearm to the first knuckle on my thumb. I'm going to have to wear pants and long sleeves until I get all this worked out.