Tuesday, April 01, 2008

Anatomy of a Sleepless Night

10:30 pm - think about bed
10:45 pm - wait, to increase possibility of sleeping through night
11:00 pm - browse internet
11:30 pm - climb into bed
12:00 midnight - feet cold, need socks
12:05 am - find socks
12:20 am - toss and turn
12:30 am - move to couch
12:32 am - don't move, to trick mind into thinking body is asleep
12:37 am - bed
1:05 am - give up and get up
1:50 am - post angry, self pitying, sleep deprived blog
2:10 am - bed
2:20 am - up again
2:25 am - read
2:50 am - finish reading book
2:51 am - start new book
3:00 am - bed again; practice signing ASL alphabet
3:10 am - try holding breath to make self pass out
3:11 am - practice Spanish alphabet while signing ASL alphabet
3:19 am - hand cramp
3:25 am - couch
3:35 am - fall asleep
4:00 am - wake up
4:04 am - bed
4:05 am - fitful sleep
7:00 am - alarm
7:01 am - hit snooze button hard enough to move bedside table
7:20 am - drag self to shower

No comments: