When it's cold outside, I wear socks to bed. But, sometimes in the middle of the night after I've gotten all bundled up under the covers, I get hot. Instead of taking my socks off deliberately, I kick them off in my sleep and the socks stay there wedged at the bottom of the bed. After a couple of nights of this, my bed starts to get a little full and I have to dive under the covers to find all my socks.

Last night I hopped in bed with cold feet and felt around with my toes until I located some socks. I pulled them on and went to sleep. This morning I woke up with my "angry sheep" sock on my right foot and my "superdog" sock on my left foot.