I didn't think this day would come...

I think I've finally done something so mortifyingly embarrassing that I can't write about it here. That's bad folks. But in the "counting my blessings department," it could have been soooooo much worse. I just feel like I should maybe protect myself from the people out there who don't realize just how much of a spaz I am. My friends know the score and love me anyway, and if they had witnessed what happened - after they stopped guffawing - they would have comforted me and then laughed some more when it became apparent I wasn't really going to die from embarrassment. Sheesh - it's going to take a while to recover from this incident.